put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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