Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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