Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
