shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My life is pants optional.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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