Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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