i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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