remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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