i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
no. you can't hotbox the world.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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