ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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