If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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