You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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