i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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