Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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