He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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