Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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