so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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