Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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