tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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