It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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