U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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