Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I came so hard my ears popped.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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