I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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