it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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