Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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