whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
