You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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