a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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