My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Drake has all the answers
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He has the fingertips of a God
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