Betty ford says i'm here all night
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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