I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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