Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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