Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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