Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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