Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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