BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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