There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
last night I used snow as a chaser
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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