You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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