North Korea, Best Korea!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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