he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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