On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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