Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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