i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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