the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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