Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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