with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
