i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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