it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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