Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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