one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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