quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?