She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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