Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
