I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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